![]() 10/23/2015 at 09:58 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
100% project car hell
Don’t run, smashed body, car in a million pieces. I’ll just give you $10k cash then?
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:04 |
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Don’t lowball him, he knows what he has.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:06 |
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Maybe if he dropped a zero I’d be interested. Still only maybe.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:07 |
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But it took him three years to find parts off an STi. Gotta pay for all the super in depth hunting he did
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:07 |
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My first thought: “Go easy on him, dude. That’s obviously a typo.”
Then I see where he writes out 10,000 again in the description....
To be fair, he doesn’t use a dollar sign. You should offer him ¥10,000.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:08 |
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I figured it couldn't be that bad, but I agree, it is the biggest CP I've seen in a long time.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:08 |
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This swap is literally done, I drove it, everything is perfect .. other than the motor needs new pistons and rings and I have already purchased. That is all you need to do to get this car running is install the pistons, and drop in the motor (wouldn’t hurt to throw a set of bearings while its out, but not needed by any means).
Best part is bolded
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:08 |
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“Drives perfect only needs pistons and rings.” That’s quite a big problem...
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:09 |
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Yeah that door impact didn’t get it a salvage title - what else happened to it?
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:09 |
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i’ll offer $12000 but not a penny more! it would take me years to amass all that garbage! This is a huge time saver!
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:10 |
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right, I read the description and was wondering if these were pics from the build, but nope, I feel pretty confident these are pics of the car’s current state
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:10 |
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I SAID PERFECT!!!
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:13 |
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You can’t do that. You can’t say something like ‘everything is perfect’, then load up all your dealbreaking faults in the next sentence. A ‘perfect’ STi isn’t smashed in and loaded up with eBay level apperance mods.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:16 |
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That car will still be there after that kid he’s having graduates college.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:22 |
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When I read “It just needs a door” Okay nevermind the bashed in quarter panel and rocker panel.
That engine is garbage, all of his parts are garbage. It's bad and he should feel very bad.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:27 |
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OH yeah, this is definitely current state.
I always love the “Baby on the way” line too, it’s such crap.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:28 |
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King of the crack pipes.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:28 |
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with a completely disassembled motor that needs pistons and rings.
no, you CANNOT DO THAT
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:31 |
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Bro I think you did. You found the most CP of all CP posts.
I hope the FP picks it up because it is just that god damn bad.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:33 |
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If you had the time, other than the wiring harness which is in god-knows how bad of a condition, this would be a fun project. But at $10k....LOL! That’s probably what he’s in on it. No info on the quality of the cage either.
I’d give him $2k all in.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:34 |
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“This swap is literally done, I drove it, everything is perfect.. other than the motor needs new pistons and rings “
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:37 |
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Wow. Just... wow. I wonder what it’s like to be so disconnected from reality.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:38 |
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you got a baby on the way? so someone who thinks this is worth $10k is reproducing!?!
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:39 |
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right, bashed up imprezas with big motors are PERFECT for rally. but not at $10k. $10k would be worth it if it was a tested rally car with a certified log book.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:41 |
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pot is legal here in Colorado...
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:42 |
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Welcome to Denver...... Unfortunately I live on this CL and this is all too typical. Even a non running early nineties legacy will go for a few grand, Subarus are just stupid out here.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:46 |
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Yeah....
I always see the worst projects with “baby on the way” so either young idiots who didn’t know what they were getting into...or they lied and just need to get rid of the project.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:48 |
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$1000 bump on any subaru or 4wd in Colorado, fact!
I sold a non-running 98 impreza after timing slipped and crashed all the valves, and had rust for just shy of $2k. Should have been scrap.
Sold 2000 Impreza RS with a transmission that spit metal all over the highway, and a history showing several wrecks for $2500, and I had people beating down my door.
you know... my imprezas were alarmly similar to his, crap body, crap engine... I shoulda got $10k!
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:51 |
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or...
“I don’t know how to build cars, how to sell cars, or how to apply a condom” ~ CL sellers
![]() 10/23/2015 at 10:56 |
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10k JPY sounds absolutely reasonable. Plus it’d give him JDM cred! :D
![]() 10/23/2015 at 11:16 |
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The thing is.. The baby on the way part is probably true.. And clearly the life choices that have been made so far haven’t been of the highest thought level.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 11:57 |
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This is depressing.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 12:30 |
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I love the 2.5RS Subarus as they were dominant when I first became aware of WRC. However, this is insane. Why in the hell would anyone pay $10k for a car that needs a rebuilt, non-original motor, with a caved in door? If he want's to get anywhere near that amount he's going to need to completely part it out. As a package, he'd be lucky to get $5k.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 13:39 |
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I’ll give him $100.
Probably more reliable than my car. :)
![]() 10/23/2015 at 16:45 |
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“everything is perfect.. other than the motor needs new pistons and rings”
This is the worst version of “just needs X and it’s good as new” that I’ve ever read.
![]() 10/23/2015 at 17:25 |
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But was everything perfect like the car in the ad?
![]() 10/23/2015 at 17:32 |
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“ everything is perfect.. other than the motor needs new pistons and rings ”
Ummmmmmm.....
![]() 10/23/2015 at 17:33 |
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Hey now, don’t be blaming crack-pipe on weed.....!!
![]() 10/23/2015 at 23:37 |
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Crack pipe is an insult. $5k would be CP. This is meth pipe.
![]() 10/24/2015 at 08:47 |
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2 minute job to fix that!
8)
![]() 11/03/2015 at 18:02 |
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I’ll give him T10,000.
T for toothpicks.